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Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Jr. is the eldest son of President Donald Trump. He is known for his IQ of 73. His cousin, Mary Trump, often refers to him as his stupidest relative. He is so stupid, it staggers people.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Donald Trump Jr.?

Donald Trump: He is by far, the stupidest boy I have ever met!
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Donald Trump: “I’m gonna make america Great again!”

Junior grimes: dad! I need another million dollars, my pop star career didn’t takeoff again

Donald trump: ugh, come here son

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Trump: *enters Mexican restaurant*

Donald trump: honestly, I can buy EVERYONE CHEESE DIP

everyone else: ugh

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Donald trump had his own son junior working for him during the early years of the election although this remains hidden to most of the public

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Junior Grimes is the son of donald trump
by Righteousridicule February 5, 2022
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A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.
Last night was crazy, I Donald Trumped her then I deported her.
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He pulls the ladies,athletic,and the whitest name in America.
Look at Donald
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Most of these definitions you'll see say he's a creepy, dirty-mouthed madman but that's only the millionaire politician jerk type. The Donald I'm talking about is the opposite. An absolutely wonderful friend and faithful companion, kinda like a dog. He's very nice, he knows how to make you laugh and when someone is roasting him or his friends, he rains down on them like a hail storm. He can usually take it as well as he can dish it, but you can tell when he's been embarrassed. He's not exactly the most handsome guy you'll ever meet, but he has exactly the type of personality to attract a nice girl. However, if that girl is good enough, she won't care about his looks. It's strange, when he's around his friends, he can be a very strange guy. His friends know him to make strange noises, ridiculous jokes, and movie references that only someone as weird as he is would get. But, like I said, he's got a likeable personality and he really knows how to attract a women. One of the best friends you'll ever have.
Hey, who's your best friend?
Oh, Donald by far!
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The Donald is an Internet forum hosted on Reddit created in support of Donald Trump.

Can we get our vote back ?
That’s Horseshit ! Horseshit ! You show no respect for me or my golf course. The Donald
by GetOffaMyLawn May 29, 2017
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A real man. One that will come in and sweep you off your feet when you least expect it. He will wine and dine you with more love and respect them you ever imagined. He will steal your heart. And the best but weird part when you meet him he will be in red and black shorts and wearing cowboy boots with a gray tank top. Bit you will fall so hard for him.
He is my Donald
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