Dolphined

Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.

Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Dolphined

Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.

Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

delphanus

Legendary bitcoin whale that shorted bitcoin with 3 billion usd size at 69k but was captured by the dprk before he could take profit. He is now a slave at the palace in charge of anus cleaning duty. Claims all the anus is better than the profit would have been. Sadge

Delphanus how did you open a position that size without impacting OI?

by xxTbag July 25, 2022

Dolphin

When someone refers to someone as a dolphin, it is implying they are appear to be genuine to your face, while by nature they are malicious.

Girl 1 - “did you talk to Nicole last night?”
Girl 2 - “yea I did, she was really nice to me”
Girl 1 - “oh really I overheard her talking to jake saying how annoying you were”
Girl 2 - “eh she’s such a dolphin”

by Lucdog February 20, 2023

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

Dolphins

Dolphins may look cute, but their wild counterparts commit many heinous war crimes

Johnny's car keys were stolen by dolphins last week

by The flipflops November 26, 2023