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Smeagomodo Deek

Smeagomodo Deek is a creature I created, it is a combination of Smeagol from Lord Of The Rings, Quasimodo from the Hunch Back of Natre Dame and Steve Shives wearing a blue Star Trek uniform.

Steve Shives is a basement dwelling weirdo who talks to his mop, his mop bucket and a possible sex plushy called Stuffy, he has lips that look like a puckered cows anus and his lips are disgustingly moist. Steve Shives sucks up to feminists whenever possible, he sucks up to the LGBT community, BLM, Antifa and he is an Islamophile, he sucks up to Islamic people so he can virtue signal that he's one of the "good guys".
Geez, Smeagomodo Deek looks like a fucking freak, does that Star Trek badge have a penis instead of a star with an elongated top spike?
by DeekGeekMcDeek May 9, 2018
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deek

A druken Irishman's reference to his member.
Suck ME deek, M0THERFUCKING CUNTSUCK!
by Booker T. Buttfuck September 28, 2003
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deek

Slang term for penis, derived from dick.
by rex November 15, 2004
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deree

yo quite being a fucking deree
by noah129 April 2, 2007
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deekshith

He's a regular Deekshith
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deneka

She is my hoe.
Deneka is my pretty hoe.
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Dereck

unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. Obnoxious. Loud. Will always get you red roses even when you tell him NOT TO. Acts like he knows everything. Always has to be right. Liar. Ridiculous. Likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. Actually male, but never acts like it. Perv. Will grate on your last nerve. Clingy. Always has to be in contact with you. Annoying. Repetitve. NEVER TALK TO A DERECK. He will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!

Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.

Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.
"Girl, stay away from him."
"Why?"
"Because he is SUCH a Dereck."
"Ew."
by JJK♥ March 15, 2010
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