Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.

Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?

by Dudecaker April 10, 2019

Clock

A typically circular device used to tell the time. It uses three sticks or "hands" that point to numbers and lines that were printed out on a layer of typically painted cardboard attached to the back. This uses about three of these "hands", one the thickest and shortest, (known as the HOUR hand), another that is slightly taller and thinner than the hour hand, (also the MINUTE hand), and the thinnest and longest one, (the SECOND hand). The hour-hand moves across each number or line each HOUR, the minute-hand each MINUTE, and the second-hand each SECOND. These are usually run by batteries nowadays, where the battery turns a series of gears to keep the clock going. Sometimes the clock displays the time directly, on a screen, these are known as digital clocks. You can find something similar displayed on your phone. But some are run by Pendulums! That's pretty cool. These come in many form-factors, too. These are useful machines with good purpose.

Person 1: How do I know when 8:00 comes?

Person 2: Simple, just look at the wall clock.

by Nebulon38 March 16, 2020

Squirrel clock

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.

Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.

by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008

Peen Clocked

hitting someone in the face with ur penis
hence the word peen

i peen clocked my girlfriend Danielle in the face

by Cuban711 September 25, 2008

Führer clock shadow

The midday facial hair growth of people who can only grow hair in a one inch swath directly under their nose.

My boss is made very uncomfortable by my Führer clock shadow.

by jrswam March 27, 2015

YEP CLOCK

A term popularized by the Twitch chess community, commonly used when the timer of a player is about to run out.

xQc: *timer running out*
Twitch Chat: YEP CLOCK

by DudeIsANerd April 11, 2021

stalking your clock

it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.

ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim

by draventea January 14, 2009