creeper

its a green thing that explodes

AAA CREEPER WE NEED A MOD TO REMOVE DIS THINGY

by totallynotmochi May 19, 2021

The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!

Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet

by artist6000 December 18, 2024

Creeper Crater

the result of a Minecraft player getting way too friendly with a creeper or failing to fight one properly.

Creeper Craters look horrible and should be fixed if spotted. They also tend to make traversal difficult if they are not kept in check.

dude can you like lure that thing into the water, I don't want a creeper crater around my base

by A.U.S June 10, 2023

Creeper

So called radiohead fans that only listen to their most popular song: Creep. They know three Radiohead songs max

Thom: What is your favourite Radiohead song?
Some random fan : Creep ofc
All the members of Radiohead: you are such a creeper

by Engie_Poo June 11, 2023

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023

sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there

retardancy

person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption

by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024

Creeper assist

In Minecraft: Using the function of a creeper explosion as an advantage by clumping up other mobs and letting the creeper blow up the those mobs.

“This Creeper assist came in clutch while I was cave mining, if that creeper didn’t come I prolly would’ve gotten jumped”

by Startupedition October 12, 2025