This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
Get the UFO Alarm Clockmug. by DaleTheTrapSnail December 29, 2015
Get the rim o clockmug. by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025
Get the Lock or get clockedmug. Shades O' Clock: The point in time where one has been up for so long that all light one comes in contact with is nearly blinding... Simply meaning its time to put on the sunglasses. Non doucey, completely understandable to someone that parties hardy.
by OnlyPeopleWhoParty December 3, 2014
Get the Shades O' Clockmug. Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
Get the Palestinian alarm clockmug. Hey bobby whats wrong dude. Gf is on one again every minute today. Sounds like it's moan a clock man
by Hiarcs July 17, 2015
Get the Moan a clockmug. by who want this fade? March 23, 2024
Get the Clockedmug.