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Three willows church

Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide
I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Church

A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.
That writer is a certified church.
by astecc November 1, 2021
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Church Moth

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low
maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth
by qq.madi November 21, 2021
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Greek church

1.) A sexual position in a MFM threesome where the female is positioned doggy style while one male is having anal sex with her and the other male is having oral sex with her. When the two men give each other high fives with both hands while the act is in progress, the formation looks like a steeple on a church, thus completing the Greek church.

2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.
1.) Buh, I would totally pull a Greek church with Mia Khalifa because she so freaking hot man.

2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.
by Krassmoney July 19, 2021
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Church-Bell

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17
I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church
by Parvencita July 7, 2017
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to leave church

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!
by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021
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