Chicago

Like Toronto with slums.

Chicago is like Toronto with slums.

by boomerz October 13, 2013

Chicago Cubs

1. One of the most unsuccessful baseball franchises in the history of the game. Won their last World Series in 1908 and are historically known for being Completely Useless By September (CUBS).

2. A bad team supported by uninvolved, unintelligent, and generally uninterested fans. Said fans constantly attend games even though the team and upper management refuse to put a quality product on the field. Next, they accuse Sox fans of being not loyal and not attending games when the Sox were losing. However, they refuse to believe the notion that if one is not happy with a team/organization's performance then the most effective way to retalliate is by (gasps) not attend games. Rather than knock the White Sox, their fans, and their parks, the Chicago Cubs and their fans should take a long look in the mirror and realize that they are a bunch of uneducated, slightly faggish, yuppy losers that do not win; in baseball or in life.

3. America's Gay Baseball Team

1. I went to New York to see the White Sox play the Yankees, however, I thought it would be interesting to see the Minor League Game first so I took the subway to Shea Stadium so I could see the Chicago Cubs play the Mets.

2. Chad: Want to go see the Chicago Cubs game today?

Michael: Sure. Who are they playing?

Chad: Oh, I don't know. I just wanted someone who would drive me home after I got incoherently drunk and had rough, unprotected sex with lots of other men.

Michael: Oh, sure. Wanna make out?

Chad: Sure

3. Gay guy #1: Let's go see the Chicago Cubs play!

Gay guy #2: Sure, they're real gay, just like us.

by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 20, 2006

Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act in which a woman lies on her back on a bed or couch with her head hanging back off the edge. The man then enters her mouth while playing with her breasts. A snowblower effect can be achieved at orgasm by removing the penis and showering the buxom lass with semen across her midsection.

My girlfriend has trouble getting the whole thing in her mouth, so we do the Chicago Snowblower so it slides down her throat easier.

by ska_zombie December 2, 2011

glitter chic

A New Jersey girl who happens to like Jon Bon Jovi. These chics have large bangs, tight acid wash jeans, hoop earings, ect.

I got these Bon Jovi tickets so that I can go find a glitter chic.

by Nick February 25, 2004

My chica

the sexiest, most beautiful woman in the whole world. Short,blonde and very very cute. You get jealous everytime someone looks at her.

My chica is soooooooo sexy.mine.

by feistychica23 June 24, 2010

Chicago

Chicaco is the one city i call home. The best city in the US. With a population of nearly 3 million, but on friday nights.. it becomes ricer nation. I would say that approximately 150 Honda Civics with 9 inch mufflers show up to the street races. Although they range from color and trim...its all the same. A very high pitched noise comes from them and the NITTO stickers add 25 horses to them...its entertaining seeing them, but it wont compare to LA or any city with real cars!

1: Are you going to the chicago races tonight?
2: Yea im gonna take my Civic. Oh do you know mike just got a civic
1: cool so did i and jake

by Juize22 July 3, 2007

Chicago Blackhawks

NHL team w/ like 5 championships, but none sine the '60s; throught the '90s, only had 3 playoff berths, despite spending a lot of money;

The Blackhawks lost in the 1st round in '02.

by 0000 October 20, 2003