Carl

An absolute cunt. Hates revolution race and hasn’t got the time of day for wanna be hiking influencers who have discount codes for Rev race on there page

Carl is not interested in your made up feeling sorry stories to gain attention and likes.

by Carlos020788 November 24, 2021

Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.

Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj

by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023

Carl

A Swedish honeydew melon lover. Most commonly associated with girls named Sydney. Most Carl's are also ruined, as they have nowhere to go but below the surface of Sweden.

Oh wow carl lay of the honeydew melons

by Thepandacarrot December 6, 2016

Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.

"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

carl

The smartest guy in school and a good friend.

person 1: that new guy is really smart!
person 2: yeah he must be a carl

by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019

Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve

Brah, that snow is straight Carl

by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022

Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.

I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.

by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018