Sub Captain

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".

Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.

by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012

squad captain

The leader of a squad, who everybody listens to

I wanted to go to mcdonalds, but squad captain wanted burger king so we went there instead

by pullinalldem December 3, 2014

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Cold Captain Karl

Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.

Get yourself a “Cold Captain Karl” and get back in the game.

by @Pappa_Snowflake September 6, 2020

The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023

National expose Captain Hook Day

A day where you can expose the pictures of an ex cast mate who looked ridiculous playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan jr.

I cant wait for National expose Captain Hook Day so i can expose andrew.

by rkamali07 May 3, 2020

No shit captain obvious

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

by Frameton December 24, 2021