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A.S.C.A.N.S.

Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. A small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. From then on A.S.C.A.N.S. has kept them at bay.
Justin: Man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.
by Q-$ November 9, 2008
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Cacasian

What an asian person does in a toilet, poops, that is.

Caca (poop) sian (asian) = Cacasian

Also, a Caucasian is NOT a white person, it's the Americans fault white people are now called this stupid word, happily it only happens in US and not in the rest of the world (thank god!).
Friend: So, Jin, you did all your cacasian in the toilet?
Jin: Yeah, feels so much better now, let's go play football.
by Anon12576343 April 20, 2011
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Cacapooey

Something you yell when your about to take a shit, attack someone, kweef on your mom, shart, kill a kitten, fire a gun, and drive by someones car with the window down.
I yell cacapooey when I drive by black people.
by kweef123 July 7, 2009
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cacahuete

Man, I did hella cacahuete last night.
by Dimond Dee April 21, 2005
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Cacaw

(v.) When one is in distress and needs the help of the friends to have their back
When the men approached him, Ryan cacawed and all of his friends came to back him up.
by bull5chmidt June 20, 2016
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C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.
Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..
by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011
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cacanus

Phrase used by fat anime fans, who really want to be Japanese. It's probably Japanese for pie or something.
"How are you?" "Cacanus"
"Have you downloaded the latest Dragonball episode" "No, I have a life" "Cacanus"
by Emperor Yoshi March 1, 2005
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