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Coochi

"poosay tight poosay clean poosay fresh coochi wobbling"
by MARYSUCKSBALLS June 21, 2022
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Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.
These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!
by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022
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Coochie

Yo bro my coochie is 6 inches long
by urmumsfavourite100 June 27, 2022
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Coochie connoisseur

A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .

Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.

Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.

Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
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Coochie Concept

The pinnacle of feminism. Imagine a coochie so perfect it turns Johnny Sins into a minute man. Such a coochie can only exist in the world of Socratic ideals. To strive towards creating the coochie concept in this mortal plane is to fly so close to the sun any basic bitch coochie will no longer satisfy you. Play with the Coochie Concept at your own peril.
Bro I can’t nut no more more this bitch had me bussin so fast I swear she had a Coochie Concept.
by Oopdiescoopdie August 24, 2022
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Concept Coochie

The princple and practice of mastering control over coochie desires through conscious training. Not succumbing to lustful moist coochie feelings but dominating coochie on a mental plane.
The mighty gabby was able to withstand and reject the plethora of sinful coochie because of his indepth knowledge of concept coochie
by Jobbycadobby August 24, 2022
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