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Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket 

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

not anymore there’s a blanket 

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser
Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

born on the wrong side of the blanket 

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.