inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.

Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket

inside out pigs in a blanket by Yayceee December 21, 2019

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket 

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket by anonymous September 10, 2020

not anymore there’s a blanket 

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

not anymore there’s a blanket by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

born on the wrong side of the blanket 

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

born on the wrong side of the blanket by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021