Bagel

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,

Eat a bagel

by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 20, 2020

bageled

stoned, baked,faded

after we smoked that joint we were both so bageled.

by Jimi James 70 June 26, 2020

bageti

A portmanteau of baguette and spaghetti, used for stupidness and laziness.

Person:🥖
Person: bageti

by loafhouse August 1, 2020

bagel 2020

VOTE BAGEL 2020 (he may have a weird obsession with the Beatles and isn’t funny and is sometimes boring but still)

person: bagel 2020
other person: YES

by Millowwww September 27, 2020

Bagel

THE BEST FRICKING BREAKFAST/LUNCH EVER TO BE MADE INTO EXISTENCE

"Oh hey, what did you have for breakfast/lunch taday"
"Oh I had a bagel!"

by SpoopyMoth7w7 October 3, 2020

Bageena

"When bussy is just not enough to describe that mans behind, the alternative is Bag-ee-na"

Tomy! Check out that dude's butt

No sir, that's not a butt, thats plump bageena right there

by Wholesome Queen November 12, 2020

Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure

by Dantony milne November 22, 2020