autofornicate

To fornicate oneself; synonym of "fuck yourself". Most commonly prefixed by "go" but can be used elsewhere.

Hey buddy, nice driving! Why don't you go autofornicate!?!?

by Spudz76 June 4, 2013

automatic bye

An "automatic bye" comes from the world of sports. It means that a team earns a good enough record to advance in a playoff or tournament without having to play another team. In other contexts, it basically means leapfrogging over a step in a process.

She landed that job without even having an interview. It was an automatic bye.

My favorite team got an automatic bye, advancing to the final round of the playoffs.

by artemis1968 September 11, 2013

autotelic

Creation for the cause of creation itself

she is living an autotelic life creating art for the sake of art creation

by ej__MD October 15, 2013

autozoning

Autozoning: To dress your car's interior and exterior with meaningless cheaply made after market accessories and window stickers, in the hopes to improve the automobile overall appearance. Only to make it look worse than it already is

My girlfriend got done autozoning her car with Tinker Bell seat covers a Hello Kitty air freshener and a trashy butterfly window sticker. I however Autozoned my truck with chrome stick on skulls an flames now who's cooler

by ack78 March 12, 2014

autodouchebag

a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.

A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

Autocorrekt

(Adj.) Usually described as an instance when the "autocorrect" feature on a device completely destroys or distorts the meaning of what was to be originally said. Usually ends with the user and person receiving the message realizing that there was a great error leading to frustration, and embarassment.

Girlfriend: "I'm shredding cheese with my shoe."
Guy: "Your're doing that hoe?"
Girlfriend: "What did you just call me?!"
Guy: "*how-I meant to say 'how'."
Girlfriend: "Whatever.."
Guy: Damn, I just got autocorrekt!

by Otakunake September 20, 2017

Autoirontic

When someone is amused at how they're being cleverly ironic, but no one else gets it. Almost always triggered by significant alcohol consumption, when the imbiber becomes convinced they're cross-channeling Socrates and Robin Williams. Some unfortunate souls have been known to suffer from this condition permanently - avoid making eye contact with these people.

As the night of drinking went on, Joe eventually cleared the bar of all his friends but he didn't seem to notice. His autoirontic banter kept him laughing at his 'witty' observations all on his own.

"Do we have to invite Joe to go out drinking with us? Two cocktails and he gets autoirontic, and I'm tired of having to put up him thinking he's being funny and insightful - it's embarrassing"

by word burgler June 26, 2018