Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.
'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."
by mad genius December 5, 2010
Get the Cigarette Assholemug. by Billy Yesko May 21, 2006
Get the Asshole of the Worldmug. Refers to the male of the species who uses the "I'm different" image to lure trusting female. Falls in "love" very quickly. Will seduce you, move in with you, play video games for hours on end, and rip your heart out when the relationship requires effort and openess on his behalf. Will attempt to avoid confrontation by planning to move out before you get home from work but because he doesn't know how to read a clock, fucks you to "console" you. Will end the relationship with "it's not you, it's me. Let's be friends"
by Woman Scorn'd January 13, 2005
Get the Big Assholemug. A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.
Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.
by Lindsay and Maggie are Hotties April 19, 2005
Get the Hairy Assholemug. people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of assholes for being cute or pretty and kind.
Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad assholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an asshole magnet.
by meloniskell July 17, 2009
Get the asshole magnetmug. A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.
by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016
Get the egotistical assholemug. by John Doe September 8, 2004
Get the Cavernous Assholemug.