Watch Parent

A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'

ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!

by mayokiwi November 15, 2014

Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.

"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*

by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023

Keanah parents

They are dead... She does not have any

Man that coin is gone... Just like keanah parents

by Reulind June 30, 2022

Roast your parents month

Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible

Its finally roast your parents month!

by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020

Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.

She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

Parents

The people you will never make proud in life.

Child: *Exists*
Parents: Sigh..."You're a Disappointment"

by JojosBizarredrugstore November 21, 2021

Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.

I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.

by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020