Black as a coal miners arse

Very black, very dark

"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"

by T19 April 21, 2009

Perfect Arse

A perfect arse is well rounded, and firm yet bouncy. It should be admired and spanked

(Girl walks past with a well rounded arse)

Peter: Ahh we missed our oppertunity we should have spanked it
John: Nevermind I'm sure there are plenty more like that
Peter: Nah that was a perfect arse mate.

by lolsucks August 2, 2012

Grab arse month

From the 10 of November to the 10 of November it is officially grab arse month

Jonathan: ‘grabs laynie’s arse
Laynie: what the fuck Jonathan
Jonathan: it’s fine laynie it’s grab arse month
Laynie: ohh Ok sure that’s fine

by Bigbootynighro145 October 6, 2019

slit-arse cunt

A term which originated in Nova Scotia meaning beyond evil ... a supreme cunt, see Ann Coulter

That ugly, slit-arse cunt is so vile she couldn't give a dog a bone!

by Tone 18 March 19, 2007

sergeant arse-fuck

have a guess

Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?

by jonny rotten pants June 28, 2009

fat arse Grainne

smelly, obnoxious girl type thing that takes up way too much space.

stop ruining my couch you Fat arse Grainne

by leroy styles September 23, 2010

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003