Anal Gas Pump

Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".

Anal Gas Pump by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011

Anal arson 

A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.

Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.

The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.

Anal arson by Shentyloaf December 4, 2013

Anal Eclair 

An ass spread with whipped cream down the ass crack, and licked by another party.

Yummy. I love your Anal Eclair babe.

Anal Eclair by John Saville October 28, 2014

Anal Slap 

In the doggystyle position you pull out your erect penis and slap it on her asshole a few times causing her to tense up.

Randy Caught me off guard with that Anal Slap!

Anal Slap by Randall1978 March 13, 2015

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

anal winking by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

anal shaming 

The act of public humiliation by fucking them in the ass.

Cindy was caught cheating for the fifth time. Looks like her punishment this time is some good old fashioned anal shaming!

anal shaming by Red1967 February 29, 2016

Anal Recovery Day 

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

Anal Recovery Day by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018