Alabama Abortacest

When you fuck your first cousin’s illegally aborted fetus.

Hey did you here about cousin Mitchell?Well, he got arrested by the po-live for givin cousin Tammy the ol’ Alabama Abortacest.

by Cousin Mitchell May 18, 2019

what did you say about minecraft

It’s a stupid joke used by middle school boys who think they’re funny and it literally means “I know you’re gay”. Usually people reply with “I said it’s gay” to say “I’m not gay” but people also get confused about it and don’t know it means gay.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!!
NATHAN: I said it’s gay.
JERRY: Ok your cool.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
EMMA: What?
JERRY: That’s What I thought.

OWEN: Knock knock.
JERRY: Who’s there.
OWEN: Jerry.
JERRY: Jerry who?
OWEN: Exactly my point.
JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
OWEN: I said it’s gay.

by pseudonyms don’t confine me October 12, 2018

My phone’s about to die

Well charge it!

You, “My phone is about to die”
Anyone in your house “Well charge it!”

When your phone is on low percentage battery and you need to charge but feel hungover from last night and scream “MY PHONE’S ABOUT TO DIE!!!!”

by My phone’s about to die August 2, 2019

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

what do you think about Turkey?

What do you think about Turkey and Turkish people?

what do you think about Turkey?

by vibeheaven October 28, 2021

nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

by xd_baTron January 9, 2022

It’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message

Phrase from the internet funny man himself, Alpharad. This means that styling on your opponent is much more important than winning the game. Usually used in Smash Bros.

Opponent: “Why did you go for that forward aerial offstage with no jump?”
Alpharad: “Because it’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.”

by Tronix6114 August 19, 2022