attack on titan

Is a good show because someone dies

Attack on titan is a good show because someone dies!!

by bignigga2001 April 1, 2021

snake attack

to surprise someone.
to come up on someone without any notice.

John snake attacked Greg in paintball and won.

by bitchhhhnigga23874 September 14, 2007

Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Shwhack Attack

(n) A term used to describe a sudden act of masturbation, usually for men but some women do enjoy to pull it off.

I don't want to do this calculus homework, I'll just pull a shwhack attack instead.

by ohhhyeah. October 27, 2010

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010

Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013

Attack on Titan

Was great till 139. Big naked people wanna eat smaller, clothed people. Screw you, Eren.

Brian: Man, Attack on Titan is great!
Josh:Stay far away from the manga, Brian.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021