Satan

A creature who is in over his head, but doesn't know it until he meets you! (From the rear)

If SATAN figures out where I'm going, it might help him to regain his once cherished HEART!

by Justin Neff January 8, 2022

Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022

Satan

Someone who drinks the red juice instead of the red one at briscoe middle School

Someone who steals Cassie's orange juice box

That bitch just stole Cassie's juice she must be Satan she drinking the red one too that's a double sin

by Clutzilla123 March 22, 2017

Satan Incarnate

Hey! I know him!

Hym "Pfft! Satan Incarnate? What a ridiculous thing to claim to be..."

Iam "Wait, didn't you..."

Hym "Me? No! I'm not him."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2024

satan

a big hot chonkalonk with a big ding dong

((did i mention he's hot??)

h-hey satan~ UwU~~

by hair salon December 8, 2020

Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

Satanic Titanic

When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out

Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”

Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”

by anonymous July 9, 2025