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National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day
Take your mom somewhere nice “it’s national grab your mom day”
by Jjstanko April 11, 2019
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12 inches up your mom

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........
by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021
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Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.
Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.
by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010
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Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.
I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!
by Totes Hun Cal FroYo December 6, 2010
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I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns
Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”
by Bollocks Mcartny Jr. August 23, 2021
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I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.
by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017
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National ignore your mom day

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you
Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you
by Buxxly_Butterfly November 6, 2020
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