Waffler

The act of shitting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the lid. Thus cooking your dump like a waffle.

Dave (Manager of Chase Bank branch) " Who the fuck shit on my lap top?!!!!!.

Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week."

Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"

by RedNUTs5 October 29, 2011

Waffle House

A slang term meaning "female prison."

That bitch Wendy was hauled off to the waffle house for robbing the 7/11 the other day.

by Alex117 July 19, 2011

Waffle Sandwich

A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.

Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?

Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...

Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.

by Tom Spear May 19, 2008

Trolly Waffle

When a man is given a blowjob while flying down an aisle on trolly.

"Alex M gave Alex M a Trolly Waffle on the speeding train to Fagtopia."

by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008

Waffle

An extremely delicious piece of food which comes in two varieties: the 'breakfast' waffle (usually eaten with maple syrup), and the 'potato' waffle (usually eaten with a condiment such as tomato ketchup). Waffles are often given as presents to people

"I would like to eat something."
"Have a waffle."
"Thank you. Oh, this tastes delicious."
And so on and so forth.

by Quigley July 1, 2005

Bonus Waffle

A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.

She really earned her bonus waffle last night.

by urwelkumredit April 22, 2013

bukakke waffle

1. A waffle made from the semen collected off a man or woman who has been the subject of a bukakke session. This word is often used to describe someone who pissing you off or when an outrageous retort must be used.

2. A Sailor's breakfast.

Dude, shut up you Bukakke Waffle.

by hookahjoe June 10, 2011