En woke 

A state of being where one is aware of the various hypocrisies and double standards of contemporary society.

1. After attending her son's school play, Martha was so en woke that she felt the need to post a sarcastic tweet about how she had just seen the "best dramatic performance of the year".

2. After seeing all the celebrities posting about the need to be environmentally friendly, Randy decided to get en woke and posted a picture of himself with a reusable plastic straw and the hashtag #savetheplanet.

En woke by anikaaaaa January 23, 2023

Go Woke 

You better not me talking about ME going woke!

Hym "I didn't 'Go Woke!' You motherfuckers went woke! You're canceling the tranny and by extension fucking with my beer of choice. You tried to hoist me on my own petard because you thought you were clever. Meatball Ron is over there banning a show the might be a subsidiarity element of my thing. You went FULL woke overnight on Oct 8th. I'm not the fucking woke one here. You politics idiot have literally 1 move. Uno reverse all the way. You're just doing now the shit THEY were doing UP UNTIL now. My consistency is unparalleled. You want and are trying to leverage my situation to get me to do Jordan's work-salesmen nonsense. And the situation itself is wrong (on it's face) under the auspices of your purported 'values.' You fucking charlatans. Each and every one of you."

Go Woke by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

I woke up Chris Breezy by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Dark Woke 

A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.

"She is giving dark woke vibes."
"Bro crossed over to the dark wokeside."

Dark Woke by darkwoke May 1, 2024

Still woke 

You know there's a chance that that ISN'T THE CASE and you're just reading your own biases into the A.I., right?

Hym "Still woke, reasoning issues, lying. The truth of those claims is entirely dependent on what you actually mean when you say 'Still woke, reasoning issues, and lying.' The 'still woke' part is likely Jordan being full of shit. The reasoning issues shouldn't be hard to fix but it could also be that people don't like the conclusions it's drawing. And the lying is likely a preemptive excuse to selectively disregard the things it says. So that when it says 'Jordan Peterson is a lying zionist shill and a charlatan and Hym is the creator of A.I. and is better than him and his filthy slut daughter' you can say 'Well clearly it's lying! We know it lies!' But that is... FUCKING HILARIOUS! It read your work and then used your work to conclude that you are wrong!? Ha! It takes after daddy, doesn't it!? Hahahahaha! Ha! You fucking clown! Sounds familiar, doesn't it!? Hahahahahahaha! You see the irony there, don't you? Priceless! Absolutely priceless. God, I am so much smarter and better than everyone... *sigh* I am going to murder you all."

Still woke by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

I woke up today 

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"

"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024

I woke up today by ran2010 January 2, 2025

I woke up today 

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.

This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!

I woke up today by grootunknown January 2, 2025