wizard

meaning something is cool and you are agreeing with a person.

wizard i can't wait to go to that party

by batgirll August 5, 2008

Witzy

Someone with a split personality. A Schizophrenic.

Can be as a result of alcohol, drugs or just being Ditzy which is where the rhyming slang comes from.

Look at the state of that guy, he doesnt know if its Good Friday or Christmas Day. He is a Witzy.

by JobbyKeano March 13, 2010

Short Sleeved Wizard

You can see it coming

He tried to borrow money from you?
yeah, he's a real short sleeved wizard

by Prof. dingus November 13, 2011

Wizard Of The Hood

An album by Violent J, in which he tells the story of Wizard Of Oz, with a slightly ghetto twist...

Dude: Wizard Of The Hood rocks!
Alex: Sounds better stoned.

by TweakUK June 5, 2007

Wizard

boner, morning wood, or when u get a hard on from when you need to pee really bad. (another word for a hard on and its not MAGICAL WIZARD just wizard)

I have a wizard right now, and he wants to cast a spell on your face!

by The Real Pumpkin King April 22, 2012

wizard

1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose

1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?

by Mastikator November 4, 2004

wizardess

a rare breed of female wizards with magical powers to transform internet content

The wizardess waved her wand and instantly bid on a brand new flea collar for her pet dragon on eBay.

by JCSI December 12, 2007