you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

Where you at?

Another sign that the media is TRYING to make us all stupider.

John: "Yo, where you at?"
Kelly: "THAT'S A DANGLING PARTICIPLE, YOU UNEDUCATED MONKEY." *Slap!!*
John: *Runs off cowering.*
Kelly: "THAT'S RIGHT. Ignore cell phone commercials and re-learn what your second grade teacher tried in vain to get through your thick skull."

And we never heard from poor John again.

by afterthegoldrush September 22, 2005

slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.

Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.

by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

Where we dropping boys?!

A beautiful quote from the 1986 movie, The Labyrinth.

"Where we dropping boys?! " Said David Bowie

by David Bowie fan 11699 June 22, 2018

Kiss her where she pees

To perform oral sex on a female. Snatch lickin' good.

1: "I went over to Carla's last night..."

2: "Oh yeah? Did you kiss her where she pees?"

by Dizzdog October 10, 2009

Where's Karl?!

Phrase derived from the popular game, Call of Duty 4 in which a team who were previously owned, opt out of the following round in fear of a subsequent defeat. They then lie saying 'We need to back out (leave current lobby) to get Karl' who is an imaginary player.

The phrase was originated when a group of players left a game in search of 'Karl'. Ten seconds later they rejoined, accidently, shouting 'Where's Karl?!'.

Use this a sneaky way of leaving a game without owning up to the fact that your opponents are too good for you.

Where's Karl?!
We need to get Karl?!
Lets back out and get Karl

by Russellt March 24, 2008