boston whaler

When a guy is getting blowjob and just as he is blowing his load in his girlfriend's mouth he knees her in the stomach causing the jizz to exit through her nose, thus spewing like a whale.

I gave Amanda a Boston Whaler right before I broke up with her last night.

by drunkinsailor May 17, 2008

whalecome

perverted way of saying welcome

Person 1: thank u for the gift

Person 2: your Whalecome

by Jack Colf December 6, 2009

Whale Eye

The look one partner gives the other while performing fellatio or cunnilingus; looking out of the side or corner of wide eyes to assess the level of enjoyment.

Last time I hooked up with that chick I gave her a facial, this time she kept giving me the whale eye.

by El Dubio May 19, 2010

Daddy Whale

It is the largest animal in the world,It dwells in the ultimate can,below it is the baby daddy whale, and below it is the blue whale. Its weakness is Dubstep, and its prey is gun bullets.

oh my gosh! my daddy whale just ate Canada, get the dubstep bumping!

by DoublerainbowNinjaWarrior July 28, 2011

whale love

when two fat people make out in a truck and they both get really hot and sticky

julio:dude that was gross
jordan, robbie, julian, dj: WHAT?!?!
julio:i just saw kylee and justin making whale love
jordan, robbie, julian, dj:come on bro we are eating

by fajita tom February 16, 2009

Whale-blimp

A large aquatic mammal (specifically the blue whale) capable of flight using excessively large lungs. Consequential to the ability to fly, evolution has rid the Whale-blimp of several organs normally required by aquatic mammals. Along the ribcage are several pockets of uninhabited space, where passengers may safely ride without fear of being swallowed or inhaled. The creature can be used as a leisure transport, and has revived the luxury airship industry since the Hindenburg incident.

Afraid of planes? Not in a rush? Take a Whale-blimp.

by Whale Blimpeteer February 28, 2009

Whale Wars

A tradition passed down from generations upon generations in which two young gentlemen partake in periodic challenges of whit and cunning. The two men wager upon how many "whales" they can "harpoon" in one night. In reality it's how many plus size woman they can hook up with at one party.

"Carson's bachelor party was pretty ridiculous last week. It started with taking shots and turned into a hardcore round of whale wars."

by Pistol Jobin September 1, 2012