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waste of sperm

A dismissive term used to describe a person, thing, or situation

that isn’t worth the time, effort, or stress because it adds zero value and is ultimately irrelevant.
"Bro keeps arguing about pineapple on pizza like it’s a Supreme Court case, total waste of sperm."
"fuck her? Waste of sperm man"
by madhoundtitus September 11, 2025
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Waste, abuse and fraud

(Abbreviated w.a.f): what the government is doing w my taxes when it supports useless government projects and social programs and keeps the massive bureaucracy afloat.
The hell w waste, abuse and fraud. I want my government to live on a budget, just like me.
by Sexydimma November 2, 2024
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Oreo Wasted

the act of eating so many oreos that you feel intoxicated
dude, what were you doing last night?
man, i was oreo wasted
by VIXVIIIXCVI December 16, 2011
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Wasting Government Resources

1. You don't give a fuck about government resources
2. This is a legitimate violation of my rights and is wrong for the same reason that red flag laws are unconstitutional and that surveillance states are wrong (For the cuckservatives) and for the reasons that your micro-aggressions and your misgendering is wrong.
Hym "Wasting government resources would be dumping them into a human trash-can instead of the literal creator of A.I. But you don't even think I should have rights! You want you to have the rights and then you want to lord over everyone like the greedy, filthy shit-lib you are. Dumb and bad! Bad and dumb!"
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
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Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.
Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans
by Cmikesell July 15, 2016
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batty waste

Someone who does something wrong and blames others.
You see birch? He scratched all that car and blamed it on Aaron! Mans such a batty waste
by Barry bicep April 11, 2023
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Wasted Movement

A term first created by by Dr. Disrespect when describing Shroud's gameplay as possessing "no wasted movement" during the PUBG era which was further elaborated by NateGibson during Modern Warfare II (2022)'s lifespan. Wasted Movement refers to fast-but-highly-unoptimized (and sometimes nauseating) gameplay in FPS games, generally for either showing off or for the placebo effect of thinking any of it makes the player doing it harder to hit, when in reality it is unnecessary strain in focus. Examples of Wasted Movement this include:

-Constant weapon switching
-Random camera swiveling
-Overexcessive jumping and bunnyhopping
-Overuse of slide-canceling and general animation canceling
-Constant weapon inspects
-Unnecessary rapid leaning/peeking
"I tried to watch his Modern Warfare III montage, but all that Wasted Movement I just saw gave me the equivalent of an epileptic seizure."

"Don't 'waste your movement.' Just stay still and soundwhore bro, you're always gonna catch them off guard when you're not slide-cancelling and making elephant noises."

"...Just the fact the "double YY" is even a thing. That's just a complete 'waste of movement.' Work on timing your sprint to fire dude, you're gonna die during that stupid gun swap animation."

"all this wasted movement and you still cant kill a camper"
by Roof_Top_Koreans_ August 30, 2024
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