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That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.
We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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Trans Vegan

A Vegan with occasional transgressions such as occasionally eating eggs or fish or other things a pure Vegan would not eat.
In order to have a healthy diet I decided to become a trans vegan who is vegan most of the time but occasionally such as once in a month I may eat eggs, fish or even chicken
by Data scientist One August 4, 2024
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Vegan Circumference

Refers to TT influencer @thisveganking. Indicates how wide his anus is from the last item entering/exiting his ass. Measured in Away Team members that can pass through the diameter of his leather cheerio.
My Vegan Circumference passed a Volkswagen into the shitter from all the dick.
by SKEETPISS March 29, 2025
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VEGAN

A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”

Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”

VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 2, 2023
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Vegan

Little bitcn
What are you Vegan private?
by Beowulf210 August 5, 2023
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Vegan

James: the animal got away
Billy: that’s because your a lousy hunter
James: don’t call me a vegan!
by VeganHunter999 September 2, 2023
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Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.
Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!
by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023
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