When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025
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“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
by The lonely man February 7, 2018
Get the The frosty Valentine mug.A Giulia Valentina is a kind of a person who is upset when she receives a different or defected product than what she ordered.
The term refers to when Giulia Valentina bought a Fornasetti candle with a bee on the nose, making sure with the customer service that she would receive that particular one and they sent her a different candle with butterflies.
The term refers to when Giulia Valentina bought a Fornasetti candle with a bee on the nose, making sure with the customer service that she would receive that particular one and they sent her a different candle with butterflies.
"I ordered a flour sieve on Amazon. It was delivered late and also broken. I asked for a refund. I'm such a Giulia Valentina right now."
by Scaberta April 16, 2020
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Get the tammy barbara valentine mug.For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.
The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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by kilometers-davis November 15, 2022
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Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"
Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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