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vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
by DaveHill February 13, 2008
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Valorant

A CSGO and Overwatch baby that wont give me a fucking closed beta key
Hey John, let's play that new game Valorant
by DankZenyx April 11, 2020
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Vanya

Beautiful, one of a kind girl, always having a beautiful bright smile on her face, seriously you'll never see her frown. She's her own weird self lol that girl is a real weirdo (as a compliment of course) Vanya is always laughing with her friends, her laugh is soo cute haha. Has these big brown eyes that sparkle when she gets excited for something. Sassy vanya is sooo damn sassy that girl can sass you in your sleep. Vanya has a great fashion sense her style is so pretty. Vanya's are very adorably cute (if that's a word lol) she has cute chubby cheeks, easily blushing, she also has such a baby face! (very innconet looking) its like they never age lol. Her personality is the BEST, its really a one of a kind, she just says the most random stuff that don't make sense but are really funny. Vanya can be really stubborn when she wants to be. She's a really outgoing and sometimes energetic person (only when she wants you, she's really lazy to lol) Vanya gets along with people easily, she's just perfect. Her facial expressions are to DIE for lol they are just cute, funny and weird, Vanya always uses facial expressions and when she's confuse its such an adorable expression!! Vanya is a really really good friend, she's always there for them, when they need a shoulder to cry on. Any guy would be so lucky to have her, she's the happiest person you'll ever meet.
"Damn i really wish Vanya was my girl"

"She's so perfect"
by eatcheetos.01 February 21, 2019
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Vampire

Immortal being that subsists on blood. Legend says the Only way to kill a Vampire is with a wooden stake thru the heart but an Original Vampire can Only be killed with white oak.
A Vampire can have kids with a human so then they're 1/2 Vampire, 1/2 human~hybrid. Vampires are out at night & avoid daylight & sunshine.
by Starchylde August 27, 2016
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Vaginger

Hey. Im a vaginger.
by Eric O April 14, 2008
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Vagbone

A protuberence from the hip occurring in some females which causes moderate to severe pain to whoever's lap they're sitting on.
"Hey you and that chick were gettin pretty cozy last night, huh?"

"Yeah too bad I had her vagbone up my cock."
by Trick D January 4, 2009
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Twin Valley High School

A school in bumblefuck Pennsylvania, where if you're not a redneck, then you're probably a wangster. The students spend their time ballin it up at the Mo-town courts or chillin at the Walmart down the street.
Why does that kid think he can rap?

Because he's from Twin Valley High School.
by sallygoose'11 June 5, 2011
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