ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?
HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.
Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?
HIM: May the lord be with you.
HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.
Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?
HIM: May the lord be with you.
by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022
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Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
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Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
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Waah! yaar Urban Uncle jaakr Separate kitchen se veg khana to mil hi gaya sath hi saath paise bhi bach gaye.
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