Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

by g2em4 July 11, 2023

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The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right

I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.

Maybe.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

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Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.

I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

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Twitter Bomb

When someone jumps into your Twitter conversation, nastily tells you what they think of your points, can't deal with your patient replies, and quickly exits with "I don't have to put up with this! Blocked!"

Like a photo bomb, they are uninvited, and leave a disfigured image ... a timeline with blank comments where there's used to be, so that your replies look like you're talking to yourself.

I was arguing why a particular religion wasn't so great when this guy Twitter Bombed me, called me a racist, but couldn't explain what was racist about what I'd said, so eventually blocked me.

by ronmurp May 27, 2020

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