Punching the Turkey Sub

1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.

Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."

by HarryTanline April 10, 2010

turkey

to shove a turkey down some ones throat

i'm going to turkey you

by Ricky May 13, 2005

turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

by nate A. June 11, 2006

Tuckey

When you get a half chub/ broner and secretly tuck it into your waistband.

"Dude when my girlfriend got up from sitting on my lap all night i made sure i had a tuckey before i got up!"
"Clutch brosef!"
"My name's Stuckey and i have a Tuckey"

by Rock of Love October 26, 2009

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.

"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."

by Im Case December 13, 2014

Turkey

A country which is the successor of the sixth largest empire of the world, the Ottoman Empire.

The official motto of the state is "Peace at home, peace in the world".

Also Turkish citizens are being accused of genocides and invasions by a nation who is an official invader in Karabakh, Azerbaijan.

(Turkey)Turkish: Have you ever realized that you are an invader nation?

Armenian: Ooops!

by crebyo November 26, 2010

Tusken Raider

The tusken raider is a sex move where the male anal fucks his mate and at the point of climax he pulls out and unloads on her back. At the same time he brings out his bag of sand from his pocket and shouts in the sand peoples native tongue while arms flail upward.

My asshole boyfriend acted like a tusken raider last night while we were doing it, i think he got some sand in my vagoo!

by Bruce or Andrew March 5, 2009