Turd Furgeson 

any person who is considered a total toolbox, both by looks and personality, according to the Team Awesome scale.

Hey Ed, who were those turd furgesons we met yesterday at 1849?

Turd Furgeson by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Turd Burgular 

A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.

That guy over there is a turd burgular!

Turd Burgular by Jack Hawkins October 7, 2006

turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

turd floater by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

Turd-burglar

A theif of fecal matter.The illusive turd-burglar lerks in the shadows of public events such as fireworks displays or sports events where the presence of the common porta-potty in wait of a suitable poo to be soldon the brown market. This is sometimes exported to japan for use in domestic japscat otherwise known as japscat domestic market JDM.

Usually the guywearing an orange but ussually brown coloured jumpsuit disguised as a porta potty attendantor arse wiper.
This is the Turd-burglar.

Turd-burglar by nspsychlist March 31, 2009

turd eating freak 

an insult for a fat man that eats to much and goes to the bathroom often

Bob is so fat that turd eating freak

turd eating freak by Pamula Anderson May 30, 2006

turd burgler 

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.

Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.

turd burgler by zneb December 28, 2005

turd burner 

mexican faggot, beaner ass bandit.

"paco is a faggoty ass turd burner"

turd burner by dope_head October 1, 2008