Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Traffic signage

A very small fandom where its about sentient traffic signs

the web show is made by gech and you can find the show in youtube.

"Yo dude have you heard about Traffic signage?" "What? no."

by Someonewhoknowsfandoms April 28, 2025

Traffic: The Musical

Timmy and Margaret are stuck taking their stupid family to the airport, and they run into a few obstacles. But there’s songs!

“🎶Traffic: The Musical! It’s going to be very hysterical!🎶”

by M0ther Timeskips January 24, 2026

Traffucked

As one sits in heavy traffic that isn't moving making you late for scheduled events.

When you're stuck in traffic, late for an appointment or work your excuse can be labeled as "I got traffucked" today.

by PopNLok February 22, 2026

trifficult

when something is both tricky and difficult at the same time

Eating cherry tomatoes with a fork is quite trifficult.

by What's your excuse, Shane? May 9, 2025

TOFFER

When a person leaves due to another persons presence

Ben the toffer left cos tom was in call

by TofferGod May 27, 2025