happy time harry

the most miserable depressed character on the best show in the WORLD - aqua teen hunger force - he comes with action bills so you can loath in his misery with him.

"you know, sometimes i like to take this knife and just cut myself,... see how hard i can do it, before i just ... pass out man"
- Happy time harry

by d fCkiiiiNn maGsssss February 19, 2009

Timebomb

Term describing a rolled blunt/joint stuck through weed into the hole of a packed bowl so as you eventually get to the bottom of your blunt/joint you ignite the bowl. The word is used more fittingly when the bowl is packed with keif or bud of higher quality than in the blunt/joint.

Me: "Man, how are we going to accentuate this smoking session, it's new years for goodness sake!''

Friend: "Timebomb bro"

Me: "What?"

Friend: "Stick this fatty through that trainwreck bowl, smoke it down, bomb goes off."

Me: "Oh cool"

*fumbles around trying*

Friend: "THREAD THE NEEDLE NIGGA THREAD THE GODDAMNED NEEDLE!"

by jezebeljamez January 2, 2012

goofy time

When daddy puts on a rubber mask to resemble the Disney character Goofy, and proceeds to violate your "special place"

"Ooooh Tiimmy, iiit's Goofy Time!"

"Oh no daddy no! not again!"

by surfacewound March 27, 2003

Chill Time

when beer drinkin, playin pool, listenin to Nelly, seein titties, fuckin drunk bitches, dancin on tables, fallin down, gettin high, doin things you'll regret, talkin shit you'll never back up, hangin out with your best friends, gettin wasted, and passin out are all combined into one night you'll never remember.

"Hey motherfuckers, its Friday night, lets get drunk and naked cuz its CHILL TIME!!!"

by The Boys of 2009 March 13, 2008

Time Waster

A person who either consciously or unconsciously tries to engage you in a fruitless investment of your energy, time, money or attention. These people can be "takers" or simply abject individuals. The truth is that engaging in these types of interactions is an act of free will on our part so each of us can only blame ourselves for getting sucked in once again.

Time Waster, Telemarketers, CNN, Entertainment Tonight Hosts, Despots, Drunks, Cops, HR Professionals, Your Very Own Mind.

by Hunter Andrew April 25, 2009

time whore

Someone who tells stories with no end and no point thereby wasting your time.

I feel like beating my head against a wall when I talk to that time whore.

by Lindsay October 31, 2003

Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.

Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."

by IcemanJack August 28, 2018