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Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.
1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.
by Okgra February 18, 2022
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Daniel Time!

When you say something and they respond with “don’t care” or “didn’t ask” for no reason
Gabe: bro that shit was so funny
Dom: on god
Daniel: don’t care didn’t ask
Daniel time!
by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021
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TiVo time

The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.
"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."
by KevvyG January 8, 2009
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pterodactyl time

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH
"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."
by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013
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persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.
Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu
by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022
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Jack Time

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time
dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?
by veree November 28, 2011
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ganja-time

when the consumption of marijuana forces a disruption in the space/time continuum giving extra time than you actually have.
DUDE ITS ONLY BEEN 5 MINS? I'M ON GANJA-TIME!!
by CHRISTIAN AND UMESH April 4, 2010
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