Skip to main content

slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.
"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
by Peterson September 7, 2004
mugGet the slam the ham mug.

The Host

Stephenie Meyer's (of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse fame) first published adult novel. It is a novel that compels the reader to question humanity as a whole as well as the emotions that set our species apart.

The word "Host" refers to the body of a human that serves the purpose of hosting a soul (or alien). When a soul is inserted within a host, it takes control of the body. However, there are some cases in which the human still remains resonant whether through memories or refusing to vacate the body entirely (so to speak).

The book itself is intense and haunting as follows the story of Wanderer, who comes to Earth after humankind has been taken over (excluding the few remaining "rebel" humans). Wanderer is the soul that occupies the body of Melanie Stryder. Melanie remains present within Wanderer much to her initial dismay and irritation.

As the story progresses, Melanie uses the power of her memories to help persuade Wanderer to find the man she loves and the brother she left behind, both of whom remain human. Complications arise as these memories fill Wanderer with the strange and powerful emotions that only a human can feel.

It is because these emotions that Wanderer begins to question whether the existence of a soul is worth the ultimate price that a host must unwillingly pay. Through her journey, Wanderer inadvertently forms unlikely bonds and discerns what it truly means to be human.

With a bittersweet ending and a subtle twist, 'The Host' (like some renegade hosts) will remain on your conscience and keep you in deep thought long after your final tear has dried and you've reluctantly closed the book.
The Host is an 'all consuming' book that refuses to be put down.
by Stephanie G. June 14, 2008
mugGet the The Host mug.

Legends Of The Hidden Temple

Nostalgia. Pure andsimple
Nostalgic nightmare. I nevr ends with the nickels in da machine Elvis
by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004
mugGet the Legends Of The Hidden Temple mug.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Just about the best book in existance!!!!
If everyone read the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, there might be world peace!
by YouTube December 14, 2008
mugGet the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy mug.

the hawkins

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
ben did the hawkins on her last night
by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007
mugGet the the hawkins mug.

Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"
by GadgetL May 20, 2008
mugGet the Take the Hobbits to Isengard mug.

what's the hold-up

What are you/we waiting for
What's the hold-up
by Rik Gierman June 23, 2014
mugGet the what's the hold-up mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email