A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.
"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."
"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."
"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
by T-Rex Underwear May 17, 2019
Get the Abby Kearnsmug. Abby is an amazing person who loves all of her friends. Although she thinks she has no friends, she has a bunch. She is really insecure about her body but at times she loves it. She has a very flirty even when she is in a relationship. Once she finds a guy who is flirty like her, she can’t get over him. An Abby is always trying to help you. An Abby is beautiful, kind, caring, and has a big heart, even though she doesn’t see it. Don’t you dare reject or be mean to an Abby, even if she seems sweet, trust me, she has a dark side. An Abby would make an AMAZING girlfriend, if she has a crush on you go for it, even though she is boy Carey when she finds a guy who she truly loves she will take him. By the end of the week of talking to you, all of her friends will have your number and be texting you telling you to ask her out.
Person 1: “OMG I need a girlfriend man”
Person 2: “get an Abby, I have one and she is the best, she will never let you go”
Person: “oh I need one of those, where did you get her?”
Person 2: “get an Abby, I have one and she is the best, she will never let you go”
Person: “oh I need one of those, where did you get her?”
by anonymous February 24, 2022
Get the Abbymug. She usually has long brown hair but can have different color hair. She always try’s to fit in but it never works out. She try’s so hard for people to like he especially boys. She has her up and down days but no matter what will still be there for you. She always thinks she’s fat and ugly but every so often she has her good days. Her friends mean everything to her. An Abby always says sorry for little things even if she dosent need to. She feels bad if she says something that can hurt someone else. She is very shy and talkative. If she thinks she’s talking to much she will say sorry and stop. When someone doesn’t listen to her after he trying to talk to them about 3 times she just gives up. They make excellent girlfriends you just need to show them your there for them and get through that shy stage. If you meet and Abby always cherish them and never let them go.
Person 1: omg look at how pretty she is but she seems really shy.
Person 2: that’s probably Abby just go talk to her she’s very nice but just shy.
Person 2: that’s probably Abby just go talk to her she’s very nice but just shy.
by a girl who’s info is true February 10, 2019
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Get the abbymug. by WHIP AND NAE Ne October 7, 2020
Get the Abby Cadabymug. A stupid moron who can be your best friend or worst enemy. She can a bitch or an angel. Never trust an Abbie
That’s Abbie. She is a right bitch
by Devil123457890 November 1, 2018
Get the Abbiemug. Abby is honestly just a weird girl. Like, she'll make random noises at random times. She's also really mean. Like if you let your guard down, she'll insult you about anything. At the same time, she's really cool. Cause she has these monkey feet that she uses to pick up random things with. She's really fun and nice to be around (when she doesn't bully you). She's usually the star player on the volleyball team, and she has a lot of odd flexes that you just have to be impressed with. She loves cracking her bones and blowing into your headphones. And you should never make an Abby mad, cause if you do, you're a dick. But if you do, just buy her a pop tart.
by A count with a large penis September 11, 2019
Get the Abbymug.