Scrub the Pig

To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower.

e.g.
I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first.

OR

Gees that guy smells like he's got a dead rat up his arse. He can't have scrubbed the pig in a week.

by Romany Ravenflame July 5, 2009

Ridin' The Pine

the player who never plays and sits the bench the whole game, usually the team duster.

Hey have fun Ridin' The Pine all game you duster.

by tdhockey October 18, 2010

flying the piglet

Flying the piglet:
1. Any activity that causes people to be absent from a circle of friends, unaccountably.

2. Something that seems worthwhile at the time, but is actually a waste of energy and time.

3. Masturbation.

A: I've not seen Dante all week - where is he?
B: I dunno, probably flying the piglet again.

by JP leFranc November 13, 2013

breaking the pipes

the pipes refer to bathroom / toilet pipes

the term is used by people that haven't gone to the bathroom in a long time or ate at taco bell and it means they will destroy the potty and leave the restroom with a smile on their face

"oh man, these tacos are so good"
"braw, you're so going to break the pipes at 4 a.m if you eat another one! "
"breaking the pipes ! "

by pipebreaker007 August 11, 2014

Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019

six five to the pirates

V. a) The score the 2008 Rugby ISST's game
B) to be yelled when something great happens

i did your mum six five to the pirates

by Bowrizzle67 December 9, 2008

pound the pink

having sex with a female from a males actions

i met this chick at the bar and she invited me to her place so i could pound the pink

by kingjamesversion May 14, 2009