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Texas Spider Bite

when a girl leaves a hickey on your dick
Dude she sucked so hard it left a texas spider bite
by Dukenasty November 22, 2005
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textative

1. a.The action of compulsively continuing to text large amounts of information by use of various technologies.
b. texting non stop, no finger relaxation.
1. Ksenija is a textative person due to lack of a telephone.
by Edward Satterfield July 23, 2008
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Texas A&M University

Texas A&M University
-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Student population capped at 42,000 by city)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.
Texas A&M has the largest engineering school in the nation.
by jrd August 8, 2004
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texas holdem poker

Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.
The best thing about The World Poker Tour and Texas Holdem Poker is Shana Hiatt's tits
by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
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Texas Bullet

Orinated from Texas, term used for blowing your load in someones mouth.
Last night i gave that hooker a Texas Bullet
by eric barton April 20, 2005
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Texas Train-wreck

Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.
Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
by USA Anonymous May 28, 2011
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texas

The krunkest, most off da chain state in the USA. ALL you hoes that don't like TEXAS can kiss ass and go to hell with gasoline panties on cuz ya'll don't know what the fuck ya talkin' 'bout. Texas provides for all of the rest of you poor insufficient losers. ya'll ought to be thankful for a great state like us that does so much for every body else in this stinkin' country. Texas is where every thing krunk happens. The Kappa, Hoop it up, WE GOT SIX FLAGS!! (over Texas) And besides that everything is always bigger in Texas and bigger is always better.
You EVER BEEN TO TEXAS? HELL YEAH AND IT WAS TO KRUNK FOR WORDS
by dallas chick 2004 March 9, 2004
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