temporary lie

A lie used to buy time until you can tell the truth.

No, we're not having a surprise party for your birthday.
(this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)

by Jillina January 6, 2009

Temprament

The happy spot in a womans vagina that releases joy and endorphins to the mosses and lichens of the world and creates peace and growth in deciduous forests around the globus. This spot can be made angry which causes flakes of ash to rain down on the heads of winkles and rip vans sleeping in ponds or oases.

Slit: How is your temprament today?
Siaz: It's like a crutch for a plant. Vestigal and tall.

Paim: Why is your temprament so hackneyed.
Biaz: Stew crawled into my vagina bit off my upper utkat.

by iamrazorblade June 15, 2011

Templecombe

Templecombe is a small village outside of Yeovil it is known for being the most hardcore area of somerset and has a reputation for gangsters originating there. Some say that the people from Templecombe are the most Hench in the west country and should not be messed with. They have a gang called the Combe Street Elite who are the second largerst gang, as their rivals The Rap Crew control the streets

That guy is a gangster rapper........He must be from Templecombe

by KardinalKaramel April 1, 2012

temptated

Tempted and frustrated at the same time.

My dawg bitch just kept walkin around naked, I was temptated.

by Salvatore Perigio June 21, 2018

Pamela templeton

Straight out of fort myers flordia.

An ugly bitch inside and out who thinks that just because she has money the world owes her something. She talks over you because she loves hearing her own voice and what you have to say doesn't matter.. Someone who makes anyone who comes into contact with her want to off themselves.

Pamela Templeton should set herself on fire.

by Trutuspeaks June 21, 2016

temperature

having fever... body temperature goin above 98 degree.... body going warm....

hey ur body is so warm... u've got temperature i think
i cant come for the party, im having temperature

by samreen August 30, 2006

tempurpedic ass

A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass

Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.

Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.

Dick: then what happened?

Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one

Dick: Well?

Jason: What?

Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!

Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha

Jason: your such a flag twirler

Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag

by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010