little teapot

When someone gives a blowjob whilst humming the tune to "I'm a little teapot".

She gave me the best little teapot last night!

by Monkeys69 August 20, 2018

temp drill

A woman whos services, usually sexual in nature, are used temporary (hence Temp), is usually not very attractive.

In must be your ass cuz it aint you're face, I need a Temp Drill.

by Jay Mally September 14, 2006

Tampon

The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass

Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"

by mamas boy December 28, 2005

Teapot

n. Of or reffering to Carmen. See also: Carmen, hoe

I'm a little teapot

by Hofo February 4, 2003

tampoon

to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon

johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?

by ass rammer 67777 October 24, 2008

Evil Tampon

A funkytampon that leeks

exuse me man... you have an evil tampon...

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

Tampon String

the real one: it is something that is connected to your tampon which collects the nice smelly salmon scent that exits out of the second hole of the vagina.

the funny one: when your messing with someone

Special K: your an ass
Kentucky fried shelby: WHAT DID I DO?
Special K: im just pulling your tampon string.

by keeeelllsssyyy November 28, 2007