Skip to main content

White Girl Tears

Something people tell crying white people when they don't care about how they feel. Typically because they want to go hang out with their friends instead of helping
Person 1: I'm crying because I'm upset about what you did
Kevin: Oh, those are just white girl tears. You've benefitted too much from white privilege too much to cry about anything. I'm going to leave and hang out with my friends now
by prscelf January 3, 2024
mugGet the White Girl Tearsmug.

Tear Chugging

The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.
Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?

Criminal 2 - stealing!

Criminal 3 - battery!

Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!

Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.

Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.

Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.

Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.

Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021
mugGet the Tear Chuggingmug.

white tears

when a man takes his penis and cums in a womens eye balls. this is also sometimes called cum drops
last night gary gave me white tears
by cum_mums October 16, 2021
mugGet the white tearsmug.

what a tear

A sarcastic why of saying something is sad
Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.
by Dankone December 8, 2023
mugGet the what a tearmug.

Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025
mugGet the Tear Hoggermug.

Doodle Tear

A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.
Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!
by mark6321 August 17, 2023
mugGet the Doodle Tearmug.

Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
mugGet the Tail of Tearsmug.

Share this definition