tainted love

A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.

In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.

tainted love by xander913 January 8, 2014

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Tainted Love

The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.

What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!

Tainted Love by BookWerm March 14, 2011

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Taine • Tainer • TaIne Marama • Tained • tainee • tainer lover • Tainer Minute • Tainerpuppy • [Tainey] • The Taine Smith

Tainted

The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.

Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."

Tainted by gungatim March 22, 2010