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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023
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Muskoka chair

A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.
He stumbled and tripped, landing hard as the Muskoka chair shattered into splinters beneath him.
by cottagecountry June 29, 2015
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Gangwars Chair

The horrid punget scent of hours on hours of clenched ass cheek sweat and dick cheese accumulation after playing gangwarsrp all day.
That nigga Pacc nasty booty ass got gangwars chair. Ol stank booty ass boy
by Watameloan June 26, 2019
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chair

its a chair you can sit on dumbass
can you fucking sit in that chair charlie!
by cool man jk 2021 October 21, 2021
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birthing chair

A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.
So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.
by Skwidiot May 9, 2023
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