The village idiot 

Homer Simpson.

<Homer> Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full-blast!
<Bart> You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
<Homer> Good idea!

The village idiot by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

The Ville 

Can be used as an abbreviation for any city whose name ends in -ville.

The song "The Ville" released by Nashville's most over-looked/realest rapper Starlito (Lito) applies strictly to Nashville (Cashville) Tenn. Lito stays reppin TN, east nashville, the whole cleveland park area (lischey ave. for assholes that don't know) and the whole South in general. Not only is he the shit and previously signed to Cash Money, but he also went to Hume-Fogg which is one of the nation's top schools, and Nashville's hardest school other than MLK High. The term is being used more in Nashville since the song dropped.
Since Wayne knows Lito is better than he is, niggas with the power must be schemin and black balling the ones without the BRAND power. AKA why you gotta grind hard!!

"Cashville, never ever payin' ten-a-thang
615, where a nigga kill yo ass to get a name"

-Lito, "The Ville" from the album Mental WARfare

Kid #1: We're still in the Boro.
Kid #2: Get to the Ville.

The Ville by stonymontana'92 May 8, 2013

Bonfire of the Vanities 

To lie on your back and light your bushy pubic hair on fire, then patting it out before it burns your genitals. It is best done with friends who also have a huge bush.

Brian: "Hey, this room smells like dog shit"

Brad: "Sure does, we just had a Bonfire of the Vanities"

Brian: "You asshole"

Entire room: "hahahahaha"

Bonfire of the Vanities by that guy who hates me June 6, 2011

the vern 

Area of Alexandria, Va. bordered by the Potomac on the east, Richmond highway to the west, and Ft. Belvoir to the south. Generally, any part of what was once George Washingtons plantation, Mount Vernon. Everyone has money and nice houses. If you go to a party in the vern you will get fucked up and have a good ass time!!

Person 1: Yo man what you doing this weekend??
Person 2: Dude im stayin with my boy in the vern, were gonna buy a shitload of beer, play pong all night, hitup some mcdonalds drive through, then go skinny dippin with some hot bitches in the river!!!

the vern by MT12 May 30, 2006

The Vanesonian Theory 

Theory that individuals not learning of their sickness are not sick at all. More specifically, if a person is not aware that they have cancer, they will not die of it. The human mind sends endorphins throughout the body, once it is aware of its condition forcing the body to accept the sickness. If the mind is never aware, it cannot send these endorphins; therefore: Prolonging death.

There are no stories of people who have died of cancer, when they didn't know that they had the disease, Only stories of people dying in a short time after being diagnosed. Live longer: Don't see your doctor. Obey the Vanesonian Theory

The Vanesonian Theory by Thoerize June 26, 2006

The Vulcan 

When you put two in the stink and two in the pink just like your giving the vulcan salutation

"Bro smell my fingers I gave her the vulcan"

The Vulcan by Bushido Brown May 16, 2009

The V8 Splash

when menstral blood gets on your mouth during oral intercourse

mestral blood getting on your face while you are eating your girlfriend out, u just got a the V8 Splash

The V8 Splash by mrx3 January 27, 2010