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Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills

The Dark Salad 

The final stage of decomposition of a long forgotten turd in a seldom used bathroom.
Dude, what degenerate bastard left the dark salad in your downstairs toilet?

The Detroit Tuxedo 

The outfit that consists of only sweatpants and a hooded sweatshirt. Likely accompanied by a beanie and shitty shoes.
"What are you wearing Alec? "
"I am wearing the Detroit Tuxedo"

the 'delph 

An abbreviation for the city of Philadelphia. Generally used by those familiar with Philadelphia who find the abbreviation "Philly" to be tired and overused.
Girl: Sooo, what did you do this weekend?!

Dude: On Friday I spent a lovely evening in the 'delph, and then the rest of the weekend I attended a jeans-folding seminar in the 'burgh.

Girl: I'm majorly jeal!
the 'delph by coco__chanel October 13, 2010

the deli hammer

fisting using mayonaise as the primary lubricant
the deli hammer gave me this ecoli infection
the deli hammer by oscar meyer69 November 27, 2010

the double crest

The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.

Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?

Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
the double crest by Malice2.12 December 3, 2010